![]() Like, them being able to walk around in plain sight because it’s Halloween? SO GOOD. This movie really is so funny and brilliant. Let’s maybe investigate a bit further?Įmily’s tombstone is spelled “Binx.” But everything I’ve ever read bills Thackery as “Binks.” What on earth? I’m getting to the bottom of this. “Teenagers.” set off the mayhem in the Sanderson house. Nearly 30 years since this movie was made.įirst responders are very quick to blame strange occurrences on “teenagers.” “Teenagers” breaking the hardware story in Halloween and steal all the knives. …does Mary Sanderson eat children? Because she talks about prep methods a lot. Max Dennison comes out as a virgin AND basically ruins everyone’s lives in a single moment. There it is!!! He said the line! HOCUS POCUS “Bound in human skin” is a really high level of gross for a Disney movie. PICKING NITS (a la The Rewatchables, the best podcast) : The museum has power despite the fact it’s been out of commission for long enough to get covered in cobwebs? ![]() Max really thinks a lot of his lighter flip. Trick or treating as Wendy and Peter Pan is honestly a horrible punishment. Two distinct pronunciations of the words of the word costume: “KOH-schyoom,” and “KOS-toom.” I am in the latter camp. In fact, he loves them.” - something a sister would not say about her brother “Something just flew across the moon! JUST KIDDING” holds from behind Meanwhile, Max snuggling in behind her and sweetly flirting/pouting with her until she changes her mood is…a choice. Her little girl ‘tude is unmatched.ĭani dramatically collapsing into someone else’s Halloween hay display his iconic dramatic little girl. Just in case anyone ever tries that scream in the future, like in a negotiation or something. That scream Dani uses to get him to go? That is the opposite of how to try to get me to do something. If you have a brother you know you would never roll into his room and be like, “_, kiss me, I’m your girlfriend.” That is a weird fucking thing to say. “KISS ME I’M ALLISON!” This is the first example of the very odd, romantic overtone within this brother sister relationship. Now I’m watching this with 32 y/o eyes, thinking, “Oh my gosh, a Cape Cod with a lofted bedroom and belltower? Well pass the white wine and sign me UP!” Riding a bike in socks would hurt like the dickens. The fact that these random guys just are chillin in the graveyard? What on earth? Are you deviants rolling marijuana cigarettes out here? Riding your bike through a graveyard y/n (n) Here’s your number back, leave me alone.” - Allison, probably “Trick or treat? …trick, you son of a bitch. That is a 90’s blunt cut right there, people.Īllison is also wearing a fully bright red tasseled, hooded witch’s cloak. “Where does he go? He doesn't know how to live in the wild!!! How did he stay warm? Did he just sleep in the leaves? Can cats cry? Do you think he was crying in the leaves?”ĭo you think Max Dennison is hot y/n I feel like it says a lot about you either wayĪllison’s hair is absolutely sta-RAIGHT cut on the ends. This part always breaks my heart when Thackery goes to find his family and the dad says AWAY BEAST! it’s so sad!!! Like I’m the kind of person who starts spinning out about that kind of thing. WOOF.Īlso…equally tough that they just HANG the witches and we watch it happen? Brutal. That little grey slumped over dead girl sure the hell is just sitting in the background of this whole damn scene. ![]() Instead he just jumped down on the ground. The whole time Thackery was up there in the rafters monitoring the situation, he could’ve been crafting a plan of some sort. Like, for effect: if you just go watch an episode of Sex and the City, then immediately watch Hocus Pocus, you’ll really see the level of character commitment here. If even one of them was like, “No this is kind of lame, I’m embarrassed,” it doesn’t work. Next time you watch it, just pay special attention to how hardcore each of them is going into their part. Honestly the reason this movie is what it is is because all three of the Sanderson sisters are committing SO. So amazing and camp.īette Midler did an incredible job developing that voice where her teeth are out the entire time. …no shoes? didn’t need to just real quick stop to put on shoes? Don’t you think that would make you a lot faster?Īlso what time is it? Wasn’t it just morning? Why is it pitch black dark now? Are we…English? Vaguely English? Puritans? I don’t really have a full grip on it.įun historical fact, our accents today in the US are actually more reminiscent of what British people sounded like pre-US founding. I need to understand more about the accent work Thackery is doing. Was it normal for ancient siblings to share a room? It feels…intimate. Here are 85 things I thought while watching this movie as an adult. So this year, those narrations arrive in blog form. I watch Hocus Pocus every year, and Jordan and I are constantly narrating through it. ![]()
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